Who is Collibrina?

Collibrina is a classically trained lyric soprano and a certified factory of sass. She is older than she looks and may or may not be immortal. She is the most sarcastic creature to have emerged from a body of water, surrounded by pastel lilac sea foam, while Gregorian chants played in the background.

Collibrina's primary source of work has been modeling since 2012. Her personality, previously a unique brand of uncomfortably self-effacing humour, burst into a shimmering halo of bombastic confidence as her portfolio grew, especially after images of her won Honorable Mention in various photo contests that totally exist. Collibrina's camera presence owes itself to her stage performance background and her love of silent film; she's often likened to film stars from the 1920s and 30s. Despite this dynamic skill, she is mostly known for having the Helen of Troy of Butts.

It is unknown when Collibrina decided to blend in with humans, and it is also none of your business. In 2013, she dove head-first into the comedy cult known as Upright Citizen’s Brigade, determined to be recognized for her acerbic wit rather than her hip-to-waist ratio. She swam away a couple years later, convinced that the money she spent on Improv Classes would be vital to all the resumes she never managed to make. She trained to teach yoga at South Boston Yoga in 2016 and teaches part time for the Naked Yoga School.

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